Panel upgrades & rewiring
Trade a breaker box older than the pyramids for a modern panel that trips on purpose, not on principle. Aluminum-to-copper, added circuits, whole-home rewires.
Serving Fantasy Land & the entire known cosmos
Power you can trust.
Puns you can't avoid.
Electric Fakery keeps Fantasy Land bright, buzzing, and up to code — from a single flickering light to a full panel upgrade. (We also do "lobotomies." More on that below.)
- Straight-talking estimates
- Tidy, code-conscious work
- Cosmic-wide coverage
What we do
Services that keep the lights on
Residential and light-commercial electrical work, done cleanly and explained in plain language. If it hums, sparks, trips, or stubbornly refuses to turn on, we can help.
Lighting & fixtures
Recessed cans, pendants, landscape lighting, dimmers, and "why is this switch connected to absolutely nothing?" We light it all — indoors and out.
Outlets, switches & USB
More outlets, fewer power-strip skyscrapers. Add USB-C where you actually charge things, plus GFCI protection where the code (and common sense) wants it.
EV charger installation
Home charging that fills up overnight, so your car is ready before you are. We handle the circuit, the mount, and the "will my panel handle it?" math.
Diagnostics & fault-finding
That mystery flicker, dead outlet, or breaker that trips at 2 a.m.? We hunt it down with a multimeter and an unsettling amount of enthusiasm.
Precision "lobotomies"
Our most-requested off-menu service. Strictly a figure of speech: the only wiring we reroute upstairs is the kind behind your drywall. Ask about our zero-scalpel, all-electrons policy.
Yes, it's a joke — the electrical work is very realHow it works
Four steps, zero surprises
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Call or click
Tell us what's sparking (or stubbornly not). We ask smart questions and skip the sales fog.
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Honest estimate
A clear estimate before we touch a wire. No mystery fees, no "cosmic surcharge."
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Tidy work
We arrive in the window we promised, protect your floors, and clean up like we were never here.
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Lights on
You get power that works and a punchline you didn't ask for. You're welcome.
Why Electric Fakery
Rugged work. Ridiculous charm.
We take the wiring seriously so you don't have to. The jokes are complimentary; the workmanship is the point.
Grounded, literally
We follow code, label every breaker, and torque connections to spec — the boring habits that keep homes safe.
Cosmic service area
Fantasy Land is home base, but our stated coverage is the entire known cosmos. Ask and we'll tell you what's realistically in range.
Straight-shooting quotes
Clear pricing up front and plain-language advice. If a job isn't right for us, we'll point you to someone it is right for.
We respect your time
Real arrival windows and a heads-up when we're on the way. Your whole day shouldn't revolve around one outlet.
Our work
A few things we've wired
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Our story
Founded on a dare and a dead outlet
Electric Fakery started when our founder rewired a stubborn old lamp on a dare and discovered two things at once: a genuine knack for taming difficult circuits, and a complete inability to stop making jokes about it.
Today we're a small local crew that treats your home like our own — minus the wallpaper we'd never have chosen. We're the people you call when you want the work done right, explained honestly, and finished without drama.
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Kind words
What folks say
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"They found a wiring fault two other electricians missed, fixed it the same afternoon, and left my basement tidier than they found it. The jokes were free."
"Booked an EV charger install, got a straight quote with no runaround, and it's worked flawlessly since. Still not sure about the lobotomy brochure, but A-plus electricians."
"Prompt, tidy, and genuinely funny. My lights stopped flickering and my mood improved. Would recommend to any sentient being in the cosmos."
Good questions
Frequently asked (and a few we made up)
Do you actually perform lobotomies?
No — that's the bit. We're electricians. The only thing we operate on is your electrical system, though we will happily talk your ear off about panel upgrades if you let us.
What areas do you serve?
Home base is Fantasy Land and our stated service area is the entire cosmos. Realistically, TODO: Replace with the actual towns and travel radius the business covers.
Are you licensed and insured?
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How much will my job cost?
Every job is a little different, so we give a written estimate up front — no surprise "cosmic surcharge." TODO: Replace if the business wants to publish a service-call fee or typical price ranges.
Do you handle electrical emergencies?
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How soon can you come out?
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Get in touch
Let's get you powered up
Call, text, email, or send the form. We'll reply with next steps and an honest estimate — no pressure, no jargon.
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Call or text(555) 867-5309
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Visit / mail125 Shocking St.
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